nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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