did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You made out with two different species that night
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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