i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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