So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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