i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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