So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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