This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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