You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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