walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Randomize