Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize