forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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