do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm always down for nudity.
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