It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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