East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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