and you said cock pushups were impossible
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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