You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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