And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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