i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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