Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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