Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You are a genius and a whore.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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