I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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