there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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