i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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