Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
This is not my ceiling
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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