don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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