Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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