hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
i've created a new STD.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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