big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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