these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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