What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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