Too much gin, very little bucket
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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