So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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