Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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