We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Randomize
