i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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