she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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