Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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