i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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