This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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