I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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