I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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