SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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