So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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