what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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