I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Randomize
