I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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