I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We are two peas in an std pod
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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