Non-Jews are for practice
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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