in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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