After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come