spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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