I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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