i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
