And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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