I didn't shave. On purpose
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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