She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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