am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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