I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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