he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
