...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't think brook has ever known best
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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