so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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