Don't you send me to vm
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He has the fingertips of a God
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