how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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