She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
